Nausea
(Abjuration, Enchantment/Charm)(Charm, Healing, Protection)
Reversible

Range:  30 yards
Components:  V, S, M
Duration:  1 round per level
Casting Time:  2
Area of Effect:  One creature
Saving Throw:  Negates

This spell causes the recipient to fall to its knees and choke, gag and vomit for 1 round per level of the priest. No actions are allowed other than crawling. The material component for this spell is a bucket.
The reverse of this spell, fresh air, removes nausea or protects a character from such things as stinking clouds and seasickness for one turn per level of the priest. The material component for the reverse is some fresh food.
The reverse of this spell belongs to the abjuration school, while nausea itself belongs to the enchantment/charm school.

Nilrem's Overflowing Kidneys (Alteration)

Sphere:  Creation
Range:  0
Components:  V, S, M
Duration:  5 rounds
Casting Time:  2 rounds
Area of Effect:  Creature touched
Saving Throw:  None

The Magic of Nilrem is a series of humorous spells made in AD&D 2nd-edition format. They aren't intended for game use, but if a DM has a real sense of humour, pertinent game information is included.
When a wizard casts Nilrem's overflowing kidneys, the affected creature begins to get the urge to relieve itself. This urge builds considerably until becoming overwhelming by the fifth round when the creature has no choice but to relieve itself. The effect of this spell is twofold since the creature, while under the spell's influence, is unable to make completely effective manoeuvres. The creature receives a -2 penalty to Dexterity, -1 for each round until relieved and is unable to cast spells because of the considerable strain necessary to keep itself from answering nature's call. The material component of this spell is a container (goblet, chalice, etc.) of at least 100 gp in value filled with water that must be splashed on the creature during casting.

